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The following unsolicited comments were received during an unscientific public
opinion poll conducted at ½ Fast Farm on October 23, 1992.
Of course I'll vote to put a jackass into The White House. Even if he isn't
much of an excuse, better one of our jackasses than one of theirs. -GunSmoke
I'll vote for the skunk who is running the nation like he ran the CIA.
-WoodPussy
I wouldn't vote for either of them. Voting just confirms their delusions.
Personally, I like that Marrou cat. With a name like Marrow, he sounds like
the sort that could hear my voice over the caterwauling of all the other
special interest groups. -MaryJaneCat
If Nona DeFahrqhars where a choice, I'd vote for her. Who hoots fer you?
Who hoots fur you'all. Haww! It is all totally irrelevant to me which
particular spokesman sits on which particular throne. I wouldn't want it on my
conscience that I voted for any of them. "With Liberty and justice for Owls."
What a hoot! -BardOwl